The grand evil

Braces happen to be the most evil non living things on the face of the Earth. And by relation, so are spacers, rubber bands, dental chairs, orthodontists, and straight-ness.
I just got my braces tightened and they're tighter than the genitals of a female member of the clergy, as Kathleen says our friendship is. Invisalign ftw >.<
Curse me and my naturally horribly disfigured teeth