Day 22- Someone That You Want To Give a Second Chance To

I don't want to give anyone anymore chances.

Day 21- Someone You Judged By Their First Impression

Dear Everybody I've Ever Met Ever,
        I was, for the most part, wrong.

Sincerely,

Ellie

Day 20- The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest

I'm gonna skip today too, cause that's never happened.

Day 19- Someone That Pesters Your Mind

Nobody pesters my mind. Therefore I'm skipping today.

but look!

Day 18- The Person You Wish You Could Be

Dear Pokemon Training Hogwarts student,
        My wish for you never came true! and therefor my tenth and eleventh birthdays were ruined. All I wanted was to be the very best like no one ever was, and by using my Tyranitar along with my awesome magic skills to totally own Ickle Voldy kins and all the other evil people and beat the Pokemon league. But no, instead you let an emotionally disturbed teenager defeat the dark lord and a growth stunted moron attempt the Pokemon league several times.I WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER.

Love,

Ellie

Day 17- Someone From Your Childhood

I'm gonna skip today, I don't have anyone to write to

Day 16- Someone Who's Not in Your State/ Country

Dear THE USED,
        It would be really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really amazingly fantastically exceptionally wonderfully marvelously phenomenally stupendously splendidly congenially choicely sterlingly greatly awesome if you were to come play a show in Miami for than once ever seven hundred and twelve years.

Love,

Ellie 

Day 15- The Person You Miss the Most

Dear Susie,
       Your birthday is on Tuesday, and you owe me some of your time!!!!! At least a little... I haven't seen you since like... my birthday, I think. And as of tomorrow, that would have been a whole three months. That is not a healthy relationship!
         I don't want a long distance ass-telepathy >.< I miss you loads.

Love,

Ellie

Day 14- Someone You've Drifted Away From

I forgot to post this yesterday >.<


Dear Nicole,
       We should stop ignoring each other D:
        Like really, I mean it when I say that I will kidnap you.

I know where you live,

Ellie

Day 13- Someone You wish Could Forgive You

Dear Mario,
    You're my best guy friend who's also secretly a girl, and I wanna say I'm sorry for insulting you all the time and insulting your manhood, much like I did just now.
    You're a really epic person that doesn't deserve to be a verbal punching bag, but it's really fun, cause you take it, like a man. See? Compliment.
     So, I'm sorry for previous, and future insults that may or may not hurt your self esteem, and as you suggested I'm gonna come up with new insults cause the old ones suck :3

Sorry, but not sorry enough to stop,

Ellie

P.S. You're a queer :3

PANIC! AT THE DISCO: Panic! At Butch Walker's

It's Officially Official,

I'm in love with The Academy Is... and The Butcher and Chizzy and Sisky and Michael and William and all of their amazingness

Day 12- The Person Who Caused You the Most Pain

Not-so-dear you,
      I honestly don't hate you, I just feel really sorry for you. And really, I'm glad that all of that happened, because now I'm not involved in that atrocity that you call a life. I wish it wouldn't have turned out that way, but oh well, what can you do? You were great when you were, you know, normal.
      Oh, and I still think it's fricken hilarious that you gave me a bloody lip.

Best regards,

Ellie-wa 

Day 11- A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk to

Dear Ickle Voldy-kins,

     Lol, your plan wasn't very well thought out.

     First, how did you pick Quirrel out? Did you like hold auditions for the queerest worst possible person who's head you could possibly attach yourself to? And then when a prepubescent eleven year old boy turned him to ash, the best you could do was throw a tantrum and float through him?

      The next plan was pretty cool though, gigantic snake that you controlled cause you were the heir of Slytherin but what wasn't awesome was that you made your Horcrux a diary, which they just stabbed with a giant snake fang and you were dead, how smart was that?

      Then, hiatus, cause you were still an angry floating head. Good job.

      HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP MAD-EYE MOODY AND KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY? YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON!!! HARRY HAD NIGHTMARES FOR SEVERAL CHAPTERS AND THEN DUDLEY THOUGHT HE WAS A QUEER!!!!! By the way, that level is totally easy in the video game.

        This was the second best book in the series becaus your evil Voldemort attack was so epic. Too bad you're so predictable because you always attack in May, which for some reason Harry never notices...

       How dare you manipulate Draco? He's too pretty to be all confused by your evil like that! And then look what you did, you got the most fabulous head master ever thrown off a building, and you made Harry cry, again, you queer.

       And now you're dead, because you accidentally left a piece of your soul inside of a baby. who could possibly be that careless with their soul? THEIR SOUL?????

Love, 

Ellie

P.S. I love your nose, or lack of

    

Day 10- Someone You Don't Talk to As Much as You'd Like to

Dear Nicole,
   We don't talk as much as we used to. In fact, we don't really talk at all. We used to be so close, it was epic.
    Like, we were such good friends that I still talked to you after your mom tried to steal my liver, which would make a lot of people wanna stop being friends with someone.
    We've had like the most epic of times, with our tea parties and the Adventures of Billy Bob and the Padded bra with Susie and that one time we got in a car chase with your cousin except we were on foot so it totally wasn't fair and that one time that I will never ever forgive you for when you made me see the light with Inu.
     Everything was so awesome when you were totally in love with a dog demon.
     But now, all I ever get is maybe a two hour conversation at some odd hour of the night or that one time when I randomly showed up at your house and your mom didn't find that weird at all.
      And that's not cool! we've had too many near death experiences to barely talk anymore!!! Do not make me break into your house, it's just like a mile away, I WILL show up!!!!!

Love,

Ellie

Day 9- Someone You Wish You Could Meet

Dear Bert McCracken,
        You are one of the most amazing people that I have never met before. Your music like totally speaks to my soul in a non cheesy way, if that's even possible.
        I hope one day to murder your wide and marry you, only in the least creepy of ways. Okay, scratch that, I'm not saying that publicly... hehehe....
       I love how you know Jeph Howard, the second coolest man alive, which is another reason I totally love you.
       I remember the exact moment when i discovered your amazingness, it was one night in the sixth grade, I was watching Fuse and I Caught Fire came on and I was like "I must look up this band, their lead singer glows in the dark!" And then, a whole year later, you were dubbed my favorite band.
       Thankyou for bringing amazing music to the world, and for not liking pants. And for not knowing what initials are. And for tormenting Steven from Steven's Untitled Rock Show. And for acting like you're like six years old. And for being totally prettyful. And also for sometimes having a sweet man beard :3 And for wearing glitter. And for having the prettiest eyes EVER.
Visual aids of his amazingness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zntsH1ceN5I

Day 8- Your Favorite Internet Friend

Dear Jen,
   You're like, epic. Because of you, I was nocturnal for all of June. You're epic and totally queer :3 In a sexy way. You give me something to do at night, which is really beast.
    I swear, one day, I'm gonna find out your address and kidnap you and we will have endless sexy parties.
    Oh, and you're totally cool for stealing my report :3

Love,

Ellie

P.S. Your brother's gay.

P.P.S. Seriously.

Day 7- Your Ex-Boyfriend

Not-So-Dear Ex,
      Oh I have so many things I could say to you, but I choose not to. I'm sorry I wasted your time, I guess. At least you've moved on to bigger and greater things, hopefully you've become a better person.

Best Regards,

Ellie

Day 6- A Stranger

Dearest Stranger,
     Though a good number of you are rapists, murderers, pedophiles, and tax collectors, another great percentage of strangers consist of people waiting to be met and stories yet to be heard. Every single one of you is different, and one can never tell which one will be the one to completely change your life.
       Thank you strangers, for falling down and filming it and making me laugh, you're really good at what you do. Also, for being overly confident and trying out for reality shows and utterly failing . Oh, and for being old and dancing to Lady Gaga. And for making Scarred such an awesome show. You totally own

Love,

Another Stranger

Grandpa Lady Gaga Dance

I change my mind, THIS made my day

Bounce

made my day XD

Day 5- Your Dreams

Dearest Dreams,
    Please come true.

Love,

your creator

Day 4- Your Closest Relative

Again, Dear Mom,
    Again, thanks for being there for me and for being totally insane and just an amazing parent all together, considering you raised me by yourself and that I can be such a handful. I really love you.

Love,

Ellie

The grand evil

Braces happen to be the most evil non living things on the face of the Earth. And by relation, so are spacers, rubber bands, dental chairs, orthodontists, and straight-ness.
I just got my braces tightened and they're tighter than the genitals of a female member of the clergy, as Kathleen says our friendship is. Invisalign ftw >.<
Curse me and my naturally horribly disfigured teeth

Day 3- Your Parents

Dear Mom,
    You let me fall out of your vagina 15 years, two months and seventeen days ago and since then you've given up your life and anything you want to do for yourself to make sure I have everything I need, and that's all I could ever ask for.
    Thank you for loving me unconditionally, even when I screw up, and even though we bash heads a lot, I love you so much, and I never tell you enough or show appreciation for all the things you do for me. I'll never be able to thank you enough for raising me and never letting me veer off track of my life. I love you so much.
      Also, no, I am not a slut. Loooove you :3

Love, 

Your daughter

Day 2- Your Crush

Dear you,
     I think you're cute. I also think you're a moron, but that's okay, most people are. You're really opposite from me, and I like that cause you know, opposites attract. I guess that's really all I have to say about you except that you've made my day a few times already :3

Love, 

Your Secret Admirer X3

Day 1- Your Best Friend

I don't have a best friend, I have these :3

Dear Susie,
   Once upon a time on September 20th, 2003 at noon, we met in the cafeteria as dorky third graders with weird teeth and interesting voices, and we became total best friends.
    I love you so much, and I love how our friendship can survive anything, even an entire year of not talking to each other and how after that horrible year we were able to pick up right where we left off and I was your number one on Myspace once again and it was just like nothing ever happened.
     I love how you're so you and unlike any other person that has ever come into my life and how you're so indescribable in personality. I love how nothing ever brings you down and how you love to live your life to the fullest and find the best in almost everything. You know that saying, life is like a box of chocolates? Well, you're my box of chocolates cause I never know what I'm going to get with you, but no matter what I know it's always good. And I love that.

Mucho Amor, 

Ellie

Dear Maylan, 

      You're my conscious. Over the years I've known you you've totally kept me from doing most of the crazy things I would have done otherwise. There are so many little things about you that I appreciate so much. Like how you know absolutely anything and how our conversations are so weird and you understand every single oddity to come out of my mouth. 

      It's amazing that we have so many things in common but at the same we're so different and how you never, ever, ever get old. You're so creative. One of the things I love the most about you is how when I'm with you we make the most out of nothing like the time we were Mexican super heroes, or when we made Cobra Starship puppets out of paper towels and nail polish because it was four in the morning and we were bored. And how you totally hated me when I made a balloon of you know who and taped it to your bed.

     Oh, and I love how whenever someone asks if we're related we say we're cousins and then totally lol as they believe us. Without you my life would be totally different, in like the worst way. I'm so glad I met you.

Love,

Your Kidney :3

Dear Kiara,

      You are so unbelievably awesome, and I hope you know that. I wish I would have met you like... in the fetus or something because you're just so awesome it's a shame to have known you for such little time. Even though I yell at you, I totally adore how perverted you are. It absolutely makes my day when you make people uncomfortable. 

       I feel like I've known you forever.  Though I kind of have in kid years. You're so short, it makes my day, like that time where you couldn't reach the seat in front of you. Which by the way was the same day you made me watch How to Train Your Dragon in 2D even though we totally paid for it in 3D. I will never forgive you!!!

      You draw so well and hanging out with you is like the best. Thank you so much for putting up with me and sitting out of class with me when I felt like butt. You really helped me out through some bad times, and I could never thank you enough. Also, thank you for being the best luck ever. 

Love,

Ellie

Dear Kathleen,

   Oh my fricken Jesus, you have to be the most emotionally disturbed person I have ever met in my entire life you dirty filthy bum. I fucking love you. I love telling your little sister that everything means orgy. You're always the highlight of my day. Thank you for eating my scraps every day and agreeing to stalk people with me during lunch. 

     You are a metaphorical genius. You should write some kind of sick depraved poetry for sociopaths in prison. My absolute favorite thing about you is how you never fail to viciously insult me. It builds character. I also like your large chest scrotum, they came in a close second. Your wool too. Oh, and how you always describe things in some really weird hysterical way.

     Did I mention you make my day, every day? I love you :3

Love, 

Ellie

Dear Gaby,

    We don;t really know each other that well but you deserve to be written to.

    I love you :D

Love,
 Ellie

Dear Nicole, 

     Even though we've drifted and we like never talk anymore, you're one of my favorite people currently in existence that aren't Bert McCracken related. I will forever remember our tea parties and random adventures. Hanging out with you is made seven billion times better by the fact that it's so rare, and always so much fun an really really weird. 

     Thank you for being smart enough to be in gifted in the fifth grade so we could sit together and make fun of soft haired kid and lose our marbles. You're the best ^-^

Love,

Ellie

Also, everyone I call best friend:

Mario

Shixiu

Those people who's names I don't know

That fire fighter

Deborah

My Special friend

the father of my children

Briana

Ana and other Ana

and like... Chris? 

plus roughly 80% of everybody else I know :3 

You're now chatting with a stranger

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You:Hey Bill!

Stranger:hey george

You:how's the wife?

Stranger:fine i guess

You:and the kids? How old are they now, six?

Stranger:what about yours

You:Oh, she's planning on a divorce,

Stranger:too bad

You:claims I spend too much time at work

You:yes, it's terrible

Stranger:even now , come on take a break

You:Well, I've got mouths to feed, Bill

You:Money doesn't make itself

Stranger:you have already done what cannot be undone in many years to come

You:maybe you're right Bill

You:Say, we should have dinner some time

You:I haven't seen you in ages

Stranger:at your ranch??

You:Yes, that would be nice

You:and maybe if I fix things with Agnes, you could invite your lady

Stranger:sure

You:bring the kids, it'll be a jolly great time

Stranger:whens the date

You:say... January 15?

Stranger:oh i have a meeting that date

You:oh darn, well we'll see what happens, chap

You:well now I'm off to read bedtime stories,

You:Lovely talking to you Bill.

Stranger:sure mate

You have disconnected.

do you dare guess?

Who's that Pokemon?

I Saved A Kitty!

A friend and I were wandering the streets at night cause we're totally cool like that, and as we were passing an elementary school we found this super adorable kitty! And it followed us for the next ten minutes. But then, the kitty lost all sense and made an epic descent into oncoming traffic! (Cue the epic music to emphasize how horrible that moment was.)

But never fear cute little rabies infested street cat! Ellie and Ana were there to save it from impending doom. I chased it into a bush, and then Ana risked dying of cat rabies by putting it safely on the sidewalk. We truly are good people :D

Dear Maylan,

I received your complaint early this morning (roughly 3 am, don't judge me for not remembering) and I'm sorry for not writing my blog anymore... the blog that only you and Gina read but it was funnier when Gina read it cause she's white :3

So, I'm going to write more words. Just for you, cause I love you. Also I have nothing better to do... but mostly cause I love you. And, if it makes you feel better,

Prque Armando? Poque???