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Sunday, July 18, 2010

Day 22- Someone That You Want To Give a Second Chance To

I don't want to give anyone anymore chances.

Saturday, July 17, 2010

Day 21- Someone You Judged By Their First Impression

Dear Everybody I've Ever Met Ever,
        I was, for the most part, wrong.
Sincerely,
Ellie

Friday, July 16, 2010

Day 20- The One That Broke Your Heart The Hardest

I'm gonna skip today too, cause that's never happened.

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Day 19- Someone That Pesters Your Mind

Nobody pesters my mind. Therefore I'm skipping today.
but look!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Day 18- The Person You Wish You Could Be

Dear Pokemon Training Hogwarts student,
        My wish for you never came true! and therefor my tenth and eleventh birthdays were ruined. All I wanted was to be the very best like no one ever was, and by using my Tyranitar along with my awesome magic skills to totally own Ickle Voldy kins and all the other evil people and beat the Pokemon league. But no, instead you let an emotionally disturbed teenager defeat the dark lord and a growth stunted moron attempt the Pokemon league several times.I WOULD HAVE DONE BETTER.
Love,
Ellie

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Day 17- Someone From Your Childhood

I'm gonna skip today, I don't have anyone to write to

Monday, July 12, 2010

Day 16- Someone Who's Not in Your State/ Country

Dear THE USED,
        It would be really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really amazingly fantastically exceptionally wonderfully marvelously phenomenally stupendously splendidly congenially choicely sterlingly greatly awesome if you were to come play a show in Miami for than once ever seven hundred and twelve years.
Love,
Ellie 

Sunday, July 11, 2010

Day 15- The Person You Miss the Most

Dear Susie,
       Your birthday is on Tuesday, and you owe me some of your time!!!!! At least a little... I haven't seen you since like... my birthday, I think. And as of tomorrow, that would have been a whole three months. That is not a healthy relationship!
         I don't want a long distance ass-telepathy >.< I miss you loads.
Love,
Ellie

Day 14- Someone You've Drifted Away From

I forgot to post this yesterday >.<


Dear Nicole,
       We should stop ignoring each other D:
        Like really, I mean it when I say that I will kidnap you.
I know where you live,
Ellie

Friday, July 9, 2010

Day 13- Someone You wish Could Forgive You

Dear Mario,
    You're my best guy friend who's also secretly a girl, and I wanna say I'm sorry for insulting you all the time and insulting your manhood, much like I did just now.
    You're a really epic person that doesn't deserve to be a verbal punching bag, but it's really fun, cause you take it, like a man. See? Compliment.
     So, I'm sorry for previous, and future insults that may or may not hurt your self esteem, and as you suggested I'm gonna come up with new insults cause the old ones suck :3
Sorry, but not sorry enough to stop,
Ellie
P.S. You're a queer :3

Thursday, July 8, 2010

PANIC! AT THE DISCO: Panic! At Butch Walker's

It's Officially Official,

I'm in love with The Academy Is... and The Butcher and Chizzy and Sisky and Michael and William and all of their amazingness

Day 12- The Person Who Caused You the Most Pain

Not-so-dear you,
      I honestly don't hate you, I just feel really sorry for you. And really, I'm glad that all of that happened, because now I'm not involved in that atrocity that you call a life. I wish it wouldn't have turned out that way, but oh well, what can you do? You were great when you were, you know, normal.
      Oh, and I still think it's fricken hilarious that you gave me a bloody lip.
Best regards,
Ellie-wa 

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Day 11- A Deceased Person You Wish You Could Talk to

Dear Ickle Voldy-kins,
     Lol, your plan wasn't very well thought out.
     First, how did you pick Quirrel out? Did you like hold auditions for the queerest worst possible person who's head you could possibly attach yourself to? And then when a prepubescent eleven year old boy turned him to ash, the best you could do was throw a tantrum and float through him?
      The next plan was pretty cool though, gigantic snake that you controlled cause you were the heir of Slytherin but what wasn't awesome was that you made your Horcrux a diary, which they just stabbed with a giant snake fang and you were dead, how smart was that?
      Then, hiatus, cause you were still an angry floating head. Good job.
      HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP MAD-EYE MOODY AND KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY? YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON!!! HARRY HAD NIGHTMARES FOR SEVERAL CHAPTERS AND THEN DUDLEY THOUGHT HE WAS A QUEER!!!!! By the way, that level is totally easy in the video game.
        This was the second best book in the series becaus your evil Voldemort attack was so epic. Too bad you're so predictable because you always attack in May, which for some reason Harry never notices...
       How dare you manipulate Draco? He's too pretty to be all confused by your evil like that! And then look what you did, you got the most fabulous head master ever thrown off a building, and you made Harry cry, again, you queer.
       And now you're dead, because you accidentally left a piece of your soul inside of a baby. who could possibly be that careless with their soul? THEIR SOUL?????
Love, 
Ellie
P.S. I love your nose, or lack of
    

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Day 10- Someone You Don't Talk to As Much as You'd Like to

Dear Nicole,
   We don't talk as much as we used to. In fact, we don't really talk at all. We used to be so close, it was epic.
    Like, we were such good friends that I still talked to you after your mom tried to steal my liver, which would make a lot of people wanna stop being friends with someone.
    We've had like the most epic of times, with our tea parties and the Adventures of Billy Bob and the Padded bra with Susie and that one time we got in a car chase with your cousin except we were on foot so it totally wasn't fair and that one time that I will never ever forgive you for when you made me see the light with Inu.
     Everything was so awesome when you were totally in love with a dog demon.
     But now, all I ever get is maybe a two hour conversation at some odd hour of the night or that one time when I randomly showed up at your house and your mom didn't find that weird at all.
      And that's not cool! we've had too many near death experiences to barely talk anymore!!! Do not make me break into your house, it's just like a mile away, I WILL show up!!!!!
Love,
Ellie

Monday, July 5, 2010

Day 9- Someone You Wish You Could Meet

Dear Bert McCracken,
        You are one of the most amazing people that I have never met before. Your music like totally speaks to my soul in a non cheesy way, if that's even possible.
        I hope one day to murder your wide and marry you, only in the least creepy of ways. Okay, scratch that, I'm not saying that publicly... hehehe....
       I love how you know Jeph Howard, the second coolest man alive, which is another reason I totally love you.
       I remember the exact moment when i discovered your amazingness, it was one night in the sixth grade, I was watching Fuse and I Caught Fire came on and I was like "I must look up this band, their lead singer glows in the dark!" And then, a whole year later, you were dubbed my favorite band.
       Thankyou for bringing amazing music to the world, and for not liking pants. And for not knowing what initials are. And for tormenting Steven from Steven's Untitled Rock Show. And for acting like you're like six years old. And for being totally prettyful. And also for sometimes having a sweet man beard :3 And for wearing glitter. And for having the prettiest eyes EVER.
Visual aids of his amazingness:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zntsH1ceN5I

Sunday, July 4, 2010

Day 8- Your Favorite Internet Friend

Dear Jen,
   You're like, epic. Because of you, I was nocturnal for all of June. You're epic and totally queer :3 In a sexy way. You give me something to do at night, which is really beast.
    I swear, one day, I'm gonna find out your address and kidnap you and we will have endless sexy parties.
    Oh, and you're totally cool for stealing my report :3
Love,
Ellie
P.S. Your brother's gay.
P.P.S. Seriously.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Day 7- Your Ex-Boyfriend

Not-So-Dear Ex,
      Oh I have so many things I could say to you, but I choose not to. I'm sorry I wasted your time, I guess. At least you've moved on to bigger and greater things, hopefully you've become a better person.
Best Regards,
Ellie

Friday, July 2, 2010

Day 6- A Stranger

Dearest Stranger,
     Though a good number of you are rapists, murderers, pedophiles, and tax collectors, another great percentage of strangers consist of people waiting to be met and stories yet to be heard. Every single one of you is different, and one can never tell which one will be the one to completely change your life.
       Thank you strangers, for falling down and filming it and making me laugh, you're really good at what you do. Also, for being overly confident and trying out for reality shows and utterly failing . Oh, and for being old and dancing to Lady Gaga. And for making Scarred such an awesome show. You totally own
Love,
Another Stranger

Grandpa Lady Gaga Dance




I change my mind, THIS made my day

Thursday, July 1, 2010

Bounce

made my day XD

Day 5- Your Dreams

Dearest Dreams,
    Please come true.
Love,
your creator