Lol, your plan wasn't very well thought out.
First, how did you pick Quirrel out? Did you like hold auditions for the queerest worst possible person who's head you could possibly attach yourself to? And then when a prepubescent eleven year old boy turned him to ash, the best you could do was throw a tantrum and float through him?
The next plan was pretty cool though, gigantic snake that you controlled cause you were the heir of Slytherin but what wasn't awesome was that you made your Horcrux a diary, which they just stabbed with a giant snake fang and you were dead, how smart was that?
Then, hiatus, cause you were still an angry floating head. Good job.
HOW DARE YOU KIDNAP MAD-EYE MOODY AND KILL CEDRIC DIGGORY? YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON!!! HARRY HAD NIGHTMARES FOR SEVERAL CHAPTERS AND THEN DUDLEY THOUGHT HE WAS A QUEER!!!!! By the way, that level is totally easy in the video game.
This was the second best book in the series becaus your evil Voldemort attack was so epic. Too bad you're so predictable because you always attack in May, which for some reason Harry never notices...
How dare you manipulate Draco? He's too pretty to be all confused by your evil like that! And then look what you did, you got the most fabulous head master ever thrown off a building, and you made Harry cry, again, you queer.
And now you're dead, because you accidentally left a piece of your soul inside of a baby. who could possibly be that careless with their soul? THEIR SOUL?????
Love,
Ellie
P.S. I love your nose, or lack of
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